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02 / Tools

Things I
built.

Free. No accounts. No tracking. Each one exists because I needed it, built it, and suspected someone else might too.

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Rory

The irrational consultant.

Inspired by Rory Sutherland's behavioral alchemy. Reframes problems, alchemizes products, and produces gloriously irrational solutions that actually work.

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Two Lenses

What humans feel. What agents read.

Drop a URL. Get two audits at once — one through the human lens (brand, emotion, memory) and one through the agent lens (structure, data, proof). Most sites only play to one.

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03

Reframe

See the same thing differently.

Four modes — mirror, reel, detective, step. Each looks at your situation through a different lens and returns the version of the problem you hadn't thought to ask.

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04

The Game

Power dynamics in record deals and investment contracts.

A think-tool for founders and musicians. Explores the questions you did not know to ask before you signed the thing you are about to sign.

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05

No More Nod

Stop nodding. Start translating.

Decodes the jargon people throw around in meetings and calls. Rates the danger level. Gives you the Rory reframe underneath every buzzword.

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06

Subtext

What they said. What they meant.

A cultural linguistics decoder. Analyzes phrases across six cultures to reveal what speakers mean versus what listeners hear. Includes danger levels.

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07

Anyroom

Walk into any room like you belong there.

The well-informed interloper. Takes your industry, region, and context — delivers room reads, icebreakers, behavioral lessons, and a pocket summary.

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Play to Win

Roger Martin's strategy cascade, applied.

Aspiration, where to play, how to win, capabilities, management systems. Works through each choice and tells you where your strategy is thin.

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09

The Translator

B2B positioning for founders who think sideways.

You built something that matters. You cannot explain it to anyone who matters. Reframes your positioning using StoryBrand, Jobs-To-Be-Done, and behavioral economics.

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10

Roryification

Apply the irrational lens to your own words.

Takes your cold email, post, or pitch and rewrites it the way Rory Sutherland would — oblique, psychologically richer, more human.

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The Caregiver's Corner

A quiet space for people caring for someone with dementia.

Six modes: Reframe It, Help Me Understand, What Do I Say, Make Me Laugh, Remind Me Why, I Just Need to Vent. No toxic positivity. Built-in crisis detection.

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Sidekick

Emotional support for people who hate calling it that.

Pre-call jitters, post-call debrief, end-of-day reflection. Grounded in stress physiology. Warm without being saccharine.

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13

VPT

Video positioning tool.

Plans video productions through a behavioral economics lens. Audits websites, selects formats, generates briefs, and produces Remotion code.

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More coming. They arrive when they are ready.